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Fresh out of rehab for difficulties with alcoholism and sensitivity training as a result of his anti-Semitic remarks, Mel Gibson has demanded that Michael Richards, or “Kramer” from the hit series “Seinfeld,” apologize for his recent racist outburst. The incident occurred at a Hollywood comedy club where Richards called two black men in the audience the “n-word” and enthusiastically referenced a time when blacks were often victims of civil rights abuses.

The event has caused outrage across a wide spectrum of the public, including Black groups, religious organizations and entertainers, chief among them Gibson himself. “Richards’ outburst is completely unacceptable and despicable,” said an emotional Gibson. “There is nothing funny about the difficulties that the Blacks have endured over the years. Now the Jews, that’s another story. Wait… I didn’t mean that. You didn’t record that did you? Give me your tape recorder!”

After a brief scuffle Gibson yelled, “I don’t want to go back to sensitivity training! Those rabbis scare me!”

“Why are they all slurring their words? Maybe if we pay for the racists to get some good speech therapy, the world would be a better place.”

When asked to comment, Richards’ friend and former co-star Jerry Seinfeld released a somewhat strange statement saying, “What’s the deal with racial slurs? Does every racist have a speech impediment or something? Why are they all slurring their words? Maybe that’s why they are all so angry. Maybe if we pay for the racists to get some good speech therapy, the world would be a better place.”

Richards has found at least one Hollywood friend who has remained a supporter despite the outburst — and an unlikely one at that – O.J. Simpson. After having his recent book “If I Did It,” about the murder of his former wife and her friend Ron Goldman, pulled by Fox, Simpson said, “People should just stop falsely accusing Michael of doing something he didn’t do. He did not make any racist comments whatsoever.”

When shown a video of the incident, Simpson responded, “This has obviously been doctored by the Los Angeles Police Department. Look how blurry it is! Mike, I’ve got a message for you — if the tape is blurry, no need to worry.”

Rumors have begun to circulate that Simpson will be penning a book with Richards to capitalize on the incident titled, “If I Made a Racist Outburst.” Explained Simpson, “Now I am not saying that Michael Richards made those racist comments, but buy our book for $39.95 and we will tell you exactly how he would have done it.”

Simpson aside, industry colleagues were in no hurry to accept Richards’ apology. Veteran publicist Michael Levine said, “I’ve never seen anything like this in my life. To be honest, I think this is going to be a career ruiner for him. I don’t think there is one job in Hollywood that Richards could get right now.” Insiders however say that Michael Richards already has a lock on a post in an upcoming project — he is set to direct the sequel to “The Passion.”

Hi .. I am 36 and single going to be 37 on june 17 th ( having bit of birthday blues ) …..i never married because i never found the right woman and now i am bit set in my ways to contemplate marriage … i am in a reasonably dead end job ….. in the accepted meaning of the term i am a failure . … but i have kicked alcoholism 8 years back after a 6 year affair with the bottle .. i have overcome dire poverty to have an existence and have changed from being a wimp to having a rather pleasant personality ….. am i being too harsh on myself just because i do not have a wife and mandatory two and half kids and a dog … and have not yet been able to accumulate assets like house , or started saving for retirement …….
does anyone know a good motivation , self help website ?
i believe like Rocky … ” it is not how hard you get hit and stand up which matters .. but how hard you can get hit and keep moving ….. ” is that a good mantra to have ?
uh forgot to mention that i am from india … but i am very cosmopolitan so your answers are welcome where ever you are in the world ..

I do not have a drinking problem and do not think it is fair of her.

We think she may be using Meth, but she isnt exibiting any of the signs. We did how ever find some little baggys that we think may be Meth. She isnt the type of person you would think would do this kinda thing, and she isnt exibiting any of the signs. We are thinking that maybe someone she knows tried to get her to try it and she just never did .She did have a brother that died from meth use, and we can not see her doing something like this. What do you all think we should do?

Don throws up all over himself.

‘Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!’

Bob says, ‘Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and

Tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars

for the dry cleaning bill.’

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually Don stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. ‘You

Reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!’

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Don says, ‘Nowainaminit, I

Can e’splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But

Thiss other guy got ssick on me…he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz

liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an’ gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!’

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, ‘But this is forty bucks..’

‘Oh, yeah… I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.’

and had several partners. since then, i have changed my ways and settled down. i think my old ways may have created a sex addiction however. i feel uneasy when I am around pretty girls and I feel like i am constantly craving sex with women. i feel like i am a crack addict. i am scared i am going to do something to destroy my marriage. is there any other way to fix this problem other than professional help? im not sure how my wife would react if i told her this.