How Do I Get My Wife Off Drugs?

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1. Do you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor?

2. Do you own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can’t afford shoes?

3. Do you have more wives than teeth?

4. Do you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean?”

5. Do you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide?

6. Can you think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad agains?

7. Do you consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing?

8. Were you amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs?

9. Do you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four?

10. Have you always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat?

11. Is cousin is president of the United States?

Hey, welcome to Thursday!

The more stuff I learn about this guy, the more I dislike him. Not so much for his deviant interests but rather that he posed as this “law and order” crusader while leading this entire secret life. Of course, the cheating on your spouse part goes without saying. And why do these wives always “stand by their man” during the press conferences? What a jag bag!

Lush – Hypocrite
Genitorturers – House Of Shame
Nine Inch Nails – The Downward Spiral
Fugazi – Fell, Destroyed
Ana Maria – I can answer that one; screwed for life!
♫ՖքØØķ¥♫ – Pretty much. These idiots think they’ll never get caught.
mustang_girlie – That song is just too perfect, LOL. MSI in general is. You and Spooky were all over that one. :)

I believe our last lovemaking session — if you could call it that — was Wednesday or so. It mostly consisted of her barking commands and me going along like a robot, as usual. In any case, I am planning to have a deep and meaningful conversation with my wife very soon about some indiscretions of hers that I have been made aware of, and was wondering if there is a set time one should have between lovemaking, and, if it comes to this, asking for a separation.

I’m not leaving my wife high and dry. She earns an excellent income and has the services of our au pair, Krystka. The separation shouldn’t be a major ordeal for me. I own a small cottage next door, and the kids and even Krystka could pop by whenever my wife is her oftentimes belligerent (or drunk) self. While my cottage is old and has water issues and just an old B&W TV that gets 2.5 channels, it’s fine by my bohemian standards. I have funds.

I hope it doesn’t come to this, but can one ask for separation if he/she just had sex?