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Two or my funniest:

1) My buddies wife was telling him he should go to AA. I told him those AA handbooks make great beer coasters. Wife: Pissed. Buddy: Trying not to bust a gut. Me: Got a serious ribbing later.

2) Friend of mine overheard this at an AA meeting: “Blackout? I don’t remember having any blackouts!”