(not credited to me, FWIW).

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States ..
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim [or an out of office liberal]

“YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF….”

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You’ve often uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You have a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

And (correct me if im wrong) doesnt beer kill more people than all the illegal drugs combined. and (again correct me if im wrong) isn’t beer responsible for half of the violent crimes in our society? and doesnt it ruin families, and make men beat their wives?

And arent most of brad pitts fans 12 year old girls? so wont it be them who is gonna want to buy the products that he promotes? So isnt he liek one of those guys who sells crack outside the school gates!

Dont get me wrong on this im not singling out brad pitt im just using him as an example!

But heres the REAL question here…do yuu think Beer is the worst drug in the world? and whys it legal when…other drugs like heroin and cocaine, drugs that dont do half as much damage as alchol, and drugs that have positive medical benifits are illegal?

thanks for reading
the reason they steal to get money for crack is cuz its illegal….if it was legal it would be just as cheap as beer and crime would half over night!

1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

2. Do you own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can’t afford shoes?

3. Do you have more wives than teeth?

4. Do you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean?”

5. Do you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide?

6. Can you think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad agains?

7. Do you consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing?

8. Were you amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs?

9. Do you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four?

10. Have you always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat?

11. Is cousin is president of the United States?

Each and every one of you works with members of a different nationality or color or sex or religion, and you almost certainly have a mutual respect, probably friendship with those people. When you say you hate all the “whoever”, in your head you say “Except Dave, he’s a good guy, and Mike, he ain’t bad either, etc.”

Try to realize that when you look at a couple of black kids holding up your “busy” schedule by blocking you while they’re trying to get out of the street safely, your eyes say the n-word. When you do that, you look like someone that likes to kick babies. People everywhere make all kinds of jokes about you, but you don’t hear them bc you’re not one of the cool kids. I draw a blank when I try to imagine what it’s like to look at another person that way. I’ve never made eye contact with anyone with anything less than mutual respect, and I grew up in inner-city Baltimore. Grow up a little bit.

People tend to treat you the way you treat them. Putting anyone in a “box” makes them resentful and angry. I’m automatically put in the box you made for me with years of comments under your breath. It sucks. The burden is on me to prove myself racially unaware. Thankfully, God has made me a very fair person. (Yes, I was raised Catholic, but I don’t believe in shoving Him down others throats)

Pull your head out of your rear and take a look around you. We have two wars currently going on in places so far away we have two totally different fashion scenes. There is somewhere between 0 – 50% unemployment, depending on who you ask. Our advanced, “future” technology is focused on making walkmans that can talk to you, and maybe jerk you off. Our sky’s are nasty and there’s trash in every stream, river, lake or ocean you’ve ever been to. The future plans of the auto industry include selling us more trucks we can’t afford to get to jobs we don’t have. We’re still smoking cigarettes, still getting drunk, still lusting after women other than our wives. Most businesses are still trying to make a profit so they can “get theirs” before there’s none left, instead of dipping into profits a little and providing some much needed relief to all of us. You run all the little guys out of business, it’s ignorant.

I’m non-political, so I hope Obama does good for our country for the good of my children and the world they have to live in. My facts may be incorrect, but the gist is we all gotta get it together, and quick, and help each other get out of this mess or there won’t be much left to fight over. When you see someone hurt, you help ‘em up. We’re all hurtin’ right now, and we need to help each other up.

We can do such beautiful things when we want to. If you need proof as to what humans are capable of, we have r/c cars on another planet, and we kicked the man in the moon in face. We’ve seen an actual atom in a microscope. Unfortunately, we’ve also wiped thousands of species off the face of the Earth, become hooked on weed/cocaine/heroin/pills/alcohol/cigs/porn/money/power/fame, and treated our friends/family/neighbors so bad it’s a wonder we have any at all. We’ve turned humanity’s birthright into a seething cesspool chock full of sharks more fearsome than nature could’ve ever imagined.

Finally, if for some reason you don’t agree with me, take some time, seriously, and think about what you want to leave your kids. It really is time to grow up as a species and take care of what we’ve got, because Honda isn’t making planets, yet.
So because you think the election was a sham, it’s better to sit on your a** and cry like a 2 year old? Well, I’ve got news for you. I’ve got kids to build a future for, Thozz, and if you’re not willing to put aside petty differences, get the eff outta my way!! I’m MUCH bigger than you are, lol!
BTW, I didn’t vote Obama :) (when you assume, it makes an “a**” out of “u” and “me”)

but you have a moral objection to liquor.
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2) You own a $3,000 machine gun

and $5,000 rocket launcher,

but you can’t afford shoes.
-

3) You have more wives than teeth.
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4) You wipe your butt with your bare hand,

but consider bacon “unclean.”
-
5) You think vests come in two styles:

bullet-proof and suicide.
-
6) You can’t think of anyone

you haven’t declared Jihad against.
-
7) You consider television dangerous,

but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
-
8) You were amazed to discover that cell phones

have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
-
9) You have nothing against women

and think every man should own at least two.
-
10) You’ve always had a crush

on your neighbor’s goat.

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon More.. “unclean”.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, But you routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Mike Tyson, world-renown boxer, spent 6 years in prison for rape and he’s still making money throough film and book deals. If any of us were convicted rapists, could we even get within 500 yards of a movie set?

Robert Downey Jr, actor. Here’s an idea, let’s line up all the heroin junkies in America to audition for the lead role in the next summer blockbuster.

Kobe Bryant, NBA star. Charged with rape. Seems like it’s been all-but-forgotten. Hey, he did get the Lakers another ring last year and he’s the best player in the NBA!

O.J. Simpson, ex-NFL star and small time actor. Hm. Can’t call this one, but something tells me he still has access to luxuries the average murderer doesn’t.

Mickey Rourke, actor. Seems to be getting a lot of big movie roles for an alcoholic who has beaten his ex-wives. Wonder if my employers could overlook arrests for domestic violence.

Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, rapper and small time actor. Ex-con? Ex-drug dealer? Worth $300 million+, working with movie legends like DeNiro and Pacino? Not bad.

Eminem, rapper. Skirmishes outside night clubs, violence against the mother of his child, weapons charges. Sounds like a winner.

Tim Allen, actor. Yep, Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor spent 28 months in federal prison for cocaine trafficking. Still love the guy.

Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan, anyone?

I understand they can afford top notch attorneys to get out of the situations they find themselves in, but is there really a stigma associated with being a criminal or do we just dislike poor people? Some of the lists did the time or were accused before the fame, Tim Allen. What do you think? I mean, would you pay to watch a film starring the local sexual predator the next block over? Would you let a convicted rapist within 50 yards of your home?

“YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF…”

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States <<

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
“unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against..

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Each and every one of you works with members of a different nationality or color or sex or religion, and you almost certainly have a mutual respect, probably friendship with those people. When you say you hate all the “whoever”, in your head you say “Except Dave, he’s a good guy, and Mike, he ain’t bad either, etc.”

Try to realize that when you look at a couple of black kids holding up your “busy” schedule by blocking you while they’re trying to get out of the street safely, your eyes say the n-word. When you do that, you look like someone that likes to kick babies. People everywhere make all kinds of jokes about you, but you don’t hear them bc you’re not one of the cool kids. I draw a blank when I try to imagine what it’s like to look at another person that way. I’ve never made eye contact with anyone with anything less than mutual respect, and I grew up in inner-city Baltimore. Grow up a little bit.

People tend to treat you the way you treat them. Putting anyone in a “box” makes them resentful and angry. I’m automatically put in the box you made for me with years of comments under your breath. It sucks. The burden is on me to prove myself racially unaware. Thankfully, God has made me a very fair person. (Yes, I was raised Catholic, but I don’t believe in shoving Him down others throats)

Pull your head out of your rear and take a look around you. We have two wars currently going on in places so far away we have two totally different fashion scenes. There is somewhere between 0 – 50% unemployment, depending on who you ask. Our advanced, “future” technology is focused on making walkmans that can talk to you, and maybe jerk you off. Our sky’s are nasty and there’s trash in every stream, river, lake or ocean you’ve ever been to. The future plans of the auto industry include selling us more trucks we can’t afford to get to jobs we don’t have. We’re still smoking cigarettes, still getting drunk, still lusting after women other than our wives. Most businesses are still trying to make a profit so they can “get theirs” before there’s none left, instead of dipping into profits a little and providing some much needed relief to all of us. You run all the little guys out of business, it’s ignorant.

I’m non-political, so I hope Obama does good for our country for the good of my children and the world they have to live in. My facts may be incorrect, but the gist is we all gotta get it together, and quick, and help each other get out of this mess or there won’t be much left to fight over. When you see someone hurt, you help ‘em up. We’re all hurtin’ right now, and we need to help each other up.

We can do such beautiful things when we want to. If you need proof as to what humans are capable of, we have r/c cars on another planet, and we kicked the man in the moon in face. We’ve seen an actual atom in a microscope. Unfortunately, we’ve also wiped thousands of species off the face of the Earth, become hooked on weed/cocaine/heroin/pills/alcohol/cigs + sex/money/power/fame, and treated our friends/family/neighbors so bad it’s a wonder we have any at all. We’ve turned humanity’s birthright into a seething cesspool chock full of sharks more fearsome than nature could’ve ever imagined.

Finally, if for some reason you don’t agree with me, take some time, seriously, and think about what you want to leave your kids. It really is time to grow up as a species and take care of what we’ve got, because Honda isn’t making planets, yet.

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States
.
Just the president FRed

“YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message; however, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

‘YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…’

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You’ve ever uttered the phrase, ‘I love what you’ve done with your cave.’

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You once had a crush on your neighbor’ goat.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the NRA.
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihadagainst.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States
yes……….

Mike Tyson, world-renown boxer, spent 6 years in prison for rape and he’s still making money throough film and book deals. If any of us were convicted rapists, could we even get within 500 yards of a movie set?

Robert Downey Jr, actor. Here’s an idea, let’s line up all the heroin junkies in America to audition for the lead role in the next summer blockbuster.

Kobe Bryant, NBA star. Charged with rape. Seems like it’s been all-but-forgotten. Hey, he did get the Lakers another ring last year and he’s the best player in the NBA!

O.J. Simpson, ex-NFL star and small time actor. Hm. Can’t call this one, but something tells me he still has access to luxuries the average murderer doesn’t.

Mickey Rourke, actor. Seems to be getting a lot of big movie roles for an alcoholic who has beaten his ex-wives. Wonder if my employers could overlook arrests for domestic violence.

Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, rapper and small time actor. Ex-con? Ex-drug dealer? Worth $300 million+, working with movie legends like DeNiro and Pacino? Not bad.

Eminem, rapper. Skirmishes outside night clubs, violence against the mother of his child, weapons charges. Sounds like a winner.

Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter, rapper and entertainment mogul. Jay-Z was charged with stabbing a man and pleaded down to a lesser charge and was given 3 years probation. But, he’s rich now. Would you overlook my attempted murder if I became big and powerful, too? Would you let your kids around me? Well, apparently beautiful women don’t mind, do they Beyonce?

Tim Allen, actor. Yep, Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor spent 28 months in federal prison for cocaine trafficking. Still love the guy.

Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan, anyone? The list goes on..

I understand they can afford top notch attorneys to get out of the situations they find themselves in, but is there really a stigma associated with being a criminal or do we just dislike poor people? Some of the lists did the time or were accused before the fame, Tim Allen. What do you think? I mean, would you pay to watch a film starring the local sexual predator the next block over? Would you let a convicted rapist within 50 yards of your home?

I try not to be that guy and I try to believe this, that 10% of most ethnicities my own included suck and the other %90 are good human beings but I want to see how others think. This is when you factor in everyone in a lump that 10% being people who molest kids people who beat their wives with a closed fist, people who use coke or heroin, people who break into homes, people who rob or commit other felonies etc.

I heared it In the song: “Time to Pretend” by MGMT.
I’m feeling rough, I’m feeling raw, I’m in the prime of my life.
Let’s make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I’ll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah, it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I’ll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There’s really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorce
We’ll find some more models, everything must run it’s course.

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah, it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I’ll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There’s really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorce
We’ll find some more models, everything must run it’s course.

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/mgmt/#share

and why??

This is our decision to live fast and die young
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun!
Yeah it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute?

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We were fated to pretend

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I’ll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone

But there is really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorce
We’ll find some more models, everything must run its course

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah

MGMT – Time To Pretend

I’m feeling rough, I’m feeling raw, I’m in the prime of my life.
Let’s make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I’ll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and f**k with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah, it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I’ll miss the boredem and the freedom and the time spent alone.
There’s really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorce
We’ll find some more models, everyting must run it’s course.

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

http://media.www.thewheatonwire.com/media/storage/paper1134/news/2010/04/21/ArtsCulture/Album.Review.Mgmts.Congratulations.Inconsiistent.Band.Makes.Yet.Another.Iincons-3910563.shtml

Do you agree?

I’m feeling rough, I’m feeling raw, I’m in the prime of my life.
Let’s make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I’ll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah, it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I’ll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There’s really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorce
We’ll find some more models, everything must run it’s course.

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/mgmt/#share

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah, it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I’ll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There’s really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorceWe’ll find some more models, everything must run it’s course.

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend
Its written and performed by MGMT I really like the song..any idea what fated to pretend means?

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah, it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

known: abandoned by father at age two.

known: father had 4 wives.

known: Brother George Obama lives on $1 per day in kenya.

known: three years in senate

known: No military experience.

known: great speaker, No achievements.

Mentally unstable governments fall apart
Certainly not able stubborn politicians
Trying to sweet talk us into war like a girl
Trying to sweet talk me into her little world
Does the damn government remember the great man
The great freedom fighter who was left on a cross
Nails in his hands he died for our debaucheries
Why do we just keep sinning that’s all I damn see
Did he die just in vain? Did we enjoy his pain?
Did you ever think that rain is God sad crying
Cuz he reluctantly knows we’re going to hell
Kids going to jail for a bite they had to steal
For the bare necessities we sin to survive
Survive to sin today I get negative vibes
I will sin I know it today it’s part of life
It’s live or die and still suffer eternal strife

[Hook]
The world today is pretty fucked up
Everything to me is like Kryptonite
Cuz last night I got into combat
With my fist even though I live above that
I usually do lyrical combat on a mic’
I don’t care I say what I like
So let me say this now

Guns, drugs, death, disease the whole world is on it’s knees
The day we all die is here we’re gonna have peace
Judgment day is on the horizon do not run
I’m no prophet but these are the visions I get
I’m not religious but this is real shit today
Kids running away from parents that abuse them
Then they find pot, and heroin and start to use them
Needles break in there skin look at the world we’re in
STDs, disease, viruses are all in us
Spreading from one to thousands in every human
Underage pregnancies leading to abortions
Every damn women today can be a whore man
I don’t care what you say what you do it’s damn true
We are all animals with the basic instincts
To just damn feed, mate, kill and finally repeat
Humanity is gone since we lost our sanity

[Hook]
The world today is pretty fucked up
Everything to me is like Kryptonite
Cuz last night I got into combat
With my fist even though I live above that
I usually do lyrical combat on a mic’
I don’t care I say what I like
So let me say this now

I’ve seen things in front of me they’re hard to believe
Murders saying abra-cadaver when they stabbed her
Only questions no answers after they found her
Ashes to ashes bastard and bastards everywhere
How many wars will finally quench your thirst for blood?
Father like son that’s what they say maybe it’s true
I really don’t know but it is for you
He wanted a war then you made it more and more
You attention whore “Daddy Daddy look at me!
“I made this war you wanted no matter what the cost”
“Look at it now daddy I made it a holocaust”
You dictator your no leader we damn hate you
You’re just like Adolf Hitler, or a wife beater
I’m delighted your rain is almost over
I’m gonna have to go with Barack on this one
Because he will be way better when your gone
Thanx man I’m gonna record this in the next two months. And to me nothing is too lyrical. I want to be considered one of the best lyricist ever when I get older. So to me it’s not lyrical enough…..Lol
Hey dude I didn’t ask for your opinion on the subject. I just wanted to know if you got the meaning. And I say Bush is like Hitler cuz both attacked people that are different than them. Both started a war. Both were stupid leaders.

Either way, one week ago the mother and children surface again and tell us they are going to be about 20 miles from our home this weekend. She says they want to see him, even though they don’t know who he is. She informs my husband that they call her new husband Daddy and not to freak out about it. I should mention she does not legally have the children, and while we reported that to the state inw hich they live they will not do anything until the legal guardian says they are missing.

So she wants to have this meeting. We both feel that this meeting should be set in a structured enviroment with a mediator, not over coffee and dinner. We’re thinking this could be very hard for the children to handle, a lot to take in. The mother insists we do this in a public place and is refusing to have them meet in a structured setting. We are going to speak to a psychologist in the morning to get their opinion, but I am curious how other parents might handle this very odd situation.

At first the thought of a nice meeting, where they can meet their little brother and sister ( we have twins) sounds so nice, but then the more I think about it, I think it needs to be in a more structured setting.

The other side of it is, I think it could be really hard to know you were 20 miles away from your father and didn’t see him.

I don’t put it past the mother to tell them exactly that as well.

Please don’t get upset with me about this, I know it’s messed up and sad, but really we’re trying to do what is best for the children.

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In addition, we have tried to gain custody of the children. At the time, we were told it was basically a legal adoption because custody and guardianship had been awarded to a grandparent. The court informed my husband that if he wanted to push forward we would need to have a home inspection in our state, when we applied for that we had to enroll in the foster care program and classes, we could not enroll as two unmarried students with part time jobs. The attorney in that state informed us it was going to cost around 12K which we didn’t have at the time.

We are working on building a case to gain custody rite now, it’s just not as easy as one might think.

She’s been living there for almost three years now and since moving in the landlord has gotten high (apparently he’s a heroin addict) and will knock on people’s doors at 2 in the morning or he’ll cook something in the community kitchen and pass out or fall asleep and set off all the fire alarms.

People have said something to the landlord (who ironically is a narcotics cop for Quincy) and have been told that the manager is a friend and until he’s physically sees him abusing drugs or tormenting the tenants, there’s nothing he can do about it.

Is it legal for the manager to just walk into the room? Or knock on doors at 2 in the morning?

I’ve told her she could move in with my wife and I SO many times (we have a finished attic that has a separate entrance, and we live in Boston, so it’s not like we’d be far from her work) but she doesn’t want to “impose”.

Suggestions?
I don’t know why it suggested family – but ok.

Also it should say WITHOUT not wihout in the title. LOL.

Now Bush was busted for cocaine and the charges dropped as well as alcohol abuse many times. So both have similar histories of addiction and drugs.

Whtat is strange too is Bush started a war to remove one Hussein and if Obama wins Bush will be replaced by another Hussein. Just too weird.