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My friend tells me a different joke everyday and this is the latest one, I happen to think it is not that funny. You decide!

A man is at a bar all night. He drinks too much and gets sick all over his shirt. He says to the bartender, “My wife is going to get so mad at me. She’ll say I drank too much and then threw up on myself, she’ll be pissed.”
The bartender says, “This is what you do. You put a ten dollar bill in your shirt pocket and when your wife asks you what happened you say a drunk guy threw up on you and then gave you ten dollars to get the shirt dry cleaned.
The drunk guy says, “Great, I’ll try that.”
He goes home and his wife asks him what happened. He tells her, “a drunk guy threw up on me and then gave me ten dollars to have my shirt drycleaned.” The wife looks in his shirt pocket and pulls out the money and says, “well that’s nice but this is a twenty.” And the drunk guys says, “oh well, he crapped my pants too.”

I believe our last lovemaking session — if you could call it that — was Wednesday or so. It mostly consisted of her barking commands and me going along like a robot, as usual. In any case, I am planning to have a deep and meaningful conversation with my wife very soon about some indiscretions of hers that I have been made aware of, and was wondering if there is a set time one should have between lovemaking, and, if it comes to this, asking for a separation.

I’m not leaving my wife high and dry. She earns an excellent income and has the services of our au pair, Krystka. The separation shouldn’t be a major ordeal for me. I own a small cottage next door, and the kids and even Krystka could pop by whenever my wife is her oftentimes belligerent (or drunk) self. While my cottage is old and has water issues and just an old B&W TV that gets 2.5 channels, it’s fine by my bohemian standards. I have funds.

I hope it doesn’t come to this, but can one ask for separation if he/she just had sex?

A drunk who had just vomited on himself lost it and began to cry my wife is gonna leave me he shrieked. A fellow patron calmed him down whats the problem he asked. The drunk explained that if he came home with vomit on himself again his wife would leave him. The other man came up with a genius plan. Put twenty dollars in your shirt pocket & tell your wife someone else threw up on you & gave you $20 for dry cleaning. The drunk took the advice & went home to pass out. He was woken by his screaming wife. Don’t worry honey it was some one else & they paid me $20 just check my short pocket. A few moments later the wife announced there was $40 in his shirt pocket. Oh yeah answered the drunk he shit in my pants too!

My ex wife has a court date on 6/4 for probation violation for a o v i .She has been drinking worse than when she was caught and has stayed with six different people since it happend she does not see the kids or call them .When she found out that she had a court date she went into rehab to dry up for court. This is her fourth time in rehab in twelve months ,every time she gets in trouble she goes in to look like she is trying to sober up but it is all a show . She recieved her o v i in Morrow county and lives in Cuyahoga. She has never been tested for alcohol the year that she has been on on probation and has a year left . Does anyone know what i can do to get the court to start testing her ? She has no fear of getting caught . When she was caught she had my daughter and niece in her van and blew a 3.1but got off on the child endangering charge. I would like to see her get help so my children can have a relationship with her again even if it means her going to jail to dry up.

So, My living girlfriend and I, we called if off last new year’s eve, mainly of her controllable habit of boozing. We parted in somewhat bad term after a major fight(verbal war). We were together for 2 yrs, the first year was heaven!I knew of her drinking habit before we live together!I had asked to quit, because it causes us great problems when she’s drunk….Like any other couples out there, we had our share of ups and downs in our relationship..

One summer night, the weather was hot and dry, we decided to go out clubbing, so that she can have her time to chill with her friends. During our time there, I let her drink and have a time of her life, what a mistake?….After a couple of hours, we called a night!We got home and she shows her true self again, I wasn’t surprised!but I was just abit irritated of her actions toward me…the usual, we got into a big argument….She even suggested we should break up?So, I said it’s up to you. I know it was my fault!I didn’t mean to say that, but in the heat of the moment those words somehow slipped out of my mouth….She said fine why don’t you get the bleep out of my life? I said okie dokie bunny! She got mad and threw a bootle of her booze at me and left.,,,That was last new year’s eve!We have not contacted each other ever since…

Today, out the blue, she called me!We talked….I asked her how is she doing and shite? She said everything is fine..Blah..Blah…I asked her how’s the booze treating her? She said she quit them booze right after we broke up and hav not touched them since…She also shown her interest of us back together, citing she misses me???
She said since the day she walked out on me, she has been single all that time? No dates, nothing…She cried during our conversation!

I must admit I love her still!

So people: should I give us a chance???

I have a little doubt about what she said she has no intimacies ever after she left me…Is it believable about no other men have touched her? I raise this Q to you guys, because I never had any kind of sexual relations with exes after they left…I mean I feel kind of weird to have sex with exes when they left and have sex with other men, then come back and want to have sex with me..I have not done that my entire life.

Should I or should I not?

Thank you and your answers and inputs are greatly appreciated!

Don throws up all over himself.

‘Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!’

Bob says, ‘Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and

Tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars

for the dry cleaning bill.’

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually Don stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. ‘You

Reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!’

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Don says, ‘Nowainaminit, I

Can e’splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But

Thiss other guy got ssick on me…he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz

liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an’ gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!’

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, ‘But this is forty bucks..’

‘Oh, yeah… I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.’

I have been in a relationship for a year. I met my S.O. (Significant Other) through a friend and then ran into him at work several years later. After spending a few months with him, I decided to start dating him. We had the same moral and family values, integrity, had a ton of fun (not drinking related) and seemed to mesh perfectly. He always complimented me, gave me appreciation for my value, and showered me with affection.

In June of last year, he was pulled over for DUI, reported the charges to our employer and the company advised that he seek treatment in a alcohol rehabilitation center.

He entered a 30 day treatment program in February of this year. Initially, he was doing very well, he was working the steps and seemed to be making progress towards his “underlying issues”. After the third week, things took a different turn. He became negative, rude, feelingless, mean, and miserable. This behavior has been ongoing ever since.

I have always been a very upbeat, positive, and cheerful person. I have been told many times that I should become a motivational speaker. Under other circumstances, I would have walked away and not looked back, but I stayed and “adapted” to show support and for concern for him during this transition. 90% of the time, he is in a stressed, angry state. (Dry Drunk Syndrome???) He can’t even drive 5 miles without blowing up and someone on the road.
Being in this environment has taken its toll. I didnt respond to him or ever tried to combat or complain about the negativity or the rude comments, however the constant presence in the environment has made me stressed, uptight, and feeling helpless. After time, I noticed changes in myself that werent favorable – feeling short tempered, being synical, feeling tired (because of inability to sleep), had frequent headaches and an upset stomach, and the lack of value seem to make all of my efforts meaningless.

Within the last couple of weeks, we have had two “fallouts”. If I “behave inappropriately” by being silent and stepping back or if I get mad over something that HE deems inappropriate then he backs away and doesnt call me for a couple of days. He then tells me that “I remind him of his ex-wife” when I get angry. This past weekend, he snapped at me because “I was moody and told me that I had better lose the short fuse” (in a tone one would use to reprimand a child). At that point I didnt say anything and went through the rest of the day without any communication. Our children and his mother were present, so I did not feel that it was an appropriate time to discuss matters.

I called later that night and the following morning and he hasnt returned my phone calls. It has now almost been a week and he still has not reached out to contact me.

#1 – I read blogs by others and have determined that his behavior is “normal” for one in recovery. I feel very hurt that he refers to my behavior as that of his ex-wife and he cant rationalize the fact that his “negative world” may have had a part. I see that as his problem and not mine.
#2 – How can a person logically “punish” another person for “not being able to deal with his moods, when that is the very thing that he cannot do? What could possibly be going through a person’s head (for a week) as to why there is no phone call?
#3 – How long does it take for the person to get over themselves? In other words, when do they actually take responsibility for their own actions and quit blaming the rest of the world?

Any info, insight, or similar experience would be graciously appreciated!

• Their President a dry drunk draft dodger pretending to be a “clear-eyed warrior” while he sends thousands to die.
• Their top radio “pundit”/ propagandist a hypocritical active drug user.
• Their top senators and representatives resigned in disgrace after soliciting strangers in public restrooms or bending over pages. (Foley and Craig in the last several months)
• Their templates of “Christian virtue”, like Newt Gingrich, has admitted to cheating on his wife, in a marriage that ended in divorce because of it.

What gives? Is the “party that owns morality” in a state of implosion?
So let me get this straight, sharia: the best defense you can muster for your leaders is “nobdoy’s perfect”?

LOLOLOLOL
Tell ‘em, gravedigger
john: laura bush was in a hit and run car accident that killed her former boyfriend under suspicous circumstances. Yeah, laura bush. Read up.

In many countries, especially in Europe, drunk driving is a serious crime with very harsh pentalties. In the United States, over 40,000 people die each year in traffic crashes. Alchohol is a factor in tens of thousands of those crashes, yet drunk drivers get very light sentences. My wife and I were almost killed by a hit and run drunk driver and he only got 18 months of work release.

We are having friends over tonight and we’ll be drinking. Neither of us condone pregnant women drinking so what kind of virgin drink can I make just for her that would make her feel apart of the party?

We are drinking jello shots, beer, and colorado bulldogs. None of which see likes unless it had alcohol, so no virgin versions of those. And she doesn’t like pina colodas either. I just need an alcoholic type beverage, save the alcohol part.

Do You also believe the following luther Taught .. If you dont then how could he be inspired in one translation he made up and not the rest…

“Not for a thousand years has God bestowed such great gifts on any bishop as He as on me” (E61, 422). “God has appointed me for the whole German land, and I boldly vouch and declare that when you obey me you are without a doubt obeying not me but Christ” (W15, 27). “Whoever obeys me not, despises not me but Christ.” “I believe that we are the last trump that sounds before Christ is coming”. “What I teach and write remains true even though the whole world should fall to pieces over it.” (W18, 401). “Whoever rejects my doctrine cannot be saved.” “Nobody should rise up against me

Would you believe a man of god if these were the things he preached

God has appointed me for the whole Protestant faith and I boldly vouch and declare that when you obey me you are without a doubt obeying not me but Christ Whoever does not, despises not me but Christ. Whoever rejects my doctrine cannot be saved

I have greater confidence in my wife and my pupils than I have in Christ, When I beheld Christ I seemed to see the Devil. I had a great aversion for Christ. I was horrified at the name of Christ, and when I regarded Him on the Cross, it was as if I had been struck by lightning; and when I heard His name mentioned, I would rather have heard the name of the Devil.

God often acts like a madman God paralyses the old and blinds the young and thus remains master. I look upon God no better than a scoundrel God is stupid

Christ committed adultery with the woman at the well with Mary Magdalene, and thirdly with the woman taken in adultery whom He dismissed so lightly. Thus even Christ, who was so righteous, must have been guilty of fornication and a sinner before He died.

God does not need our actions. All He wants is that we pray to Him and thank Him. It does not matter how Christ behaved what He taught is all that matters

What does it matter whether we commit a new sin Faith cancels all sin

Christianity is nothing but a continual exercise in feeling that you have no sin although you sin, but that your sins are thrown on Christ

You owe nothing to God except faith and confession. In everything else He lets you do whatever you want.

Sex with your wife is sin its adultery and fornication
The word and work of God is quite clear, women were made either to be wives or prostitutes. If your wife does not want sex, take another. It is not forbidden that a man cant have more than one wife. I have Three wives

Im a drunk with a lot of headaches confusing my mind and will drink till the beer barrel is dry when its dry I’ll drink wine.

I hate Jews They all need to be killed

I hate the peasants and want to see them all destroyed I support the Peasant war. (14 million peasants died a country almost destroyed) Against the Robbing and Murdering Hordes of Peasants

I hate my fellow preachers who don’t agree with me they should be killed.

The bible is wrong and not all books are inspired I am removing James John He took out the seven disputed books and put them in an appendix at the back of the Old Testament. He did the same thing with Hebrews, James, Jude, and Revelation in the New Testament. These books contain passages that dispute Martin Luther’s concept of faith, as well as support certain Catholic teachings that he said was wrong. For example, he removed 2 Maccabees because it contains verses (12:41-45) that support the Catholic teaching on purgatory!

1 & 2 Macabees, etc) but also portions of Daniel and Ruth? Why portions of these as well
Martin Luther in his own writings wanted to dispose of James, Jude, Hebrews, 2 and 3 John and Revelation.

Dear IT Support

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I’d used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These later products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drain my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can’t be turned off.

Recently I’ve attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Any Ideas??

Okay for a little more info….they have driven drunk with them in the car often. It scares my children endlessly, but they are afraid to say anything to them because when they are drunk they are belligerent. I have told my children to call me if they are afraid to get in the car with them or if they cannot get ahold of one of us, then to call 911. My ex is a detective and thinks he is above the law. I am definitely going to address the issue but do not want my kids to feel afraid the next time they go over there or get them in trouble for confiding in me. I just wish I could never let them over there again.

My wife went to a party and got really drunk. She was laughing to loud and being quite obnoxious. Other people were laughing at her.

The next day she thought that she was the life of the party? Do I tell her the truth?

have my way with her? She is pretty freaky when she is wasted, and often doesn’t remember much, so I take advantage of that, and do….well, we will just say that I do some cool things…

is that wrong?

We got married two weeks ago. We went on our honeymoon. She went out of town for work for a week. While there, she got drunk every night and danced “on” the bar at several clubs. The reason I know this is I heard her telling her sister about it on the phone. I was in another room. Her story to me was “same old stuff, boring conference.”

she had upset stomach and drank glass of water w/teaspoon of baking soda mixed in. then she had the dry heaves for a few hours .was it the right thing to do or not?

My wife is always willing to drive me to the tavern. Should I invite her in and buy her a beer?

My hubby walks up and announces that his friend is going to stay with us for a while cuz he got kicked out of his other friend’s house for playing peeping tom on her when she was in the shower.I can’t understand why he coddles this lush.He drinks all day,doesn’t work and doesn’t care.What the hell am I supposed to do to get rid of him?

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”.

His friend says “Don’t worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill”.

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.

“You reek of alcohol and you’ve thrown up all over yourself, my God you’re disgusting” etc.

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, “Wait. It’s not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He’d obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn’t hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket.”

She looks in his breast pocket and says, “But this is forty dollars”.

“Ah, yes.” says the man. “He pee’d on my trousers too”.
Everyonce in a while someone will ask me if they can copy the joke, hell please do whatever you people want to do with them, these are jokes that I have collected over the many years and written down, or were told to me, go ahead please.