How Do I Get My Wife Off Drugs?

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1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 18 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before having to reload?

2. Joey has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 a day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his half pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $100 for stealing a 4×4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4×4′s, how many Chevys does he need to steal to make $800?

6. If the probability that Amy graduates from high school is 1/5, and the probability that a high school graduate gets into college is 2/3, and the probability that a student who enters college graduates is 1/2, what is the probability that Amy graduates from college?

7. Hector has knocked up 6 out of 27 girls in his gang. What percentage of girls in his gang has Hector knocked up?

8. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison? As a bonus, how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money?

9. Latisha takes TV’s from 25 houses, and VCR’s from 27 houses. If in 10 houses she takes both a TV and a VCR, and in one house she takes 2 TV’s, how many houses did Latisha rob?

10. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet, and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many times can Jane spray her favorite four-letter word with 5 spray cans?

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This is a joke people. Lighten up will ya?!!? Yes, it’s been around for a while but it’s still FUNNY.

Hello, my wife and i have been married for year. During our marriage I went back on drugs and alcohol. I came home one night drunk and high, and I hit my wife. She took out a restraining order and we are separated. I live in a drug treatment facility. She is not talking to me now and she will not tell me if she wants a divorce. Every time I ask her she never answers me. Can you help me please?

To lay it out I am 4 months pregnant and since we found out I have not had a single drink. Prior to being pregnant I would driink with him. Still give him a hard time about it but controdicted myself at the same time. I knew I was starting to have a problem and it scared me. Like I mentioned before as soon as I found out that is what saved me so to speak. My problem is this my fiance wants to quit he talks about it frequently and he whole heartedly want so stop but he isn’t. His twin brother is the same way and in the same situation. (His wife is also expecting) Whenever they are around each other my fiance drinks. Is it because of routine? But further more he has many alcoholics that are friends and family that binge drink as well and this is what they do. Partially its a cultural thing. I understand a few drinks but I dont understand why must he get to the point where he is always the drunkest one there and passes out. It is embarrassing to me before I feel like I must take responsibility for his actions because he wont. He wont do AA and he is in anger management court ordered because he distroyed the inside of my vehicle when we got into an arguement after a night of drinking and I was wanting to go our seperate ways. I am not sure what I can actually do. I don’t buy the alcohol for him any more if he drinks I dont let him sleep in the bedroom and if he goes to his mothers house (To drink) I wont pick him up or speak with him. I am really lost. I love him very much I see how much he wants to stop but I think his surroundings and the addiction have and will always win.
I understand everyones initial response to leave. Thats easy. I know what alcohol does to people and families and yet I have personally seen full blown abusive alcoholics turn to a sober healthly life. The other reason I dont want leaving him to be the only option is because having loved ones leave him.abandon him has partially caused some of the need to drink. “Suppress all problems with a drink.”

Before my wife and I get busy, I like to have a couple of drinks. To me it makes sex more intense and inhibitions are lower. Of course, like most women my wife takes everything personal. She thinks I have to drink so that I can make myself have sex with her. That is not the case at all. It is so far from the truth. So my question is, does anyone else’s husbands like to have sex while moderately intoxicated? Do you? I personally think there is no other way. What say you drunken married women?
I need a woman’s perspective.

My wife and and I have a rare and unusual opportunity to adopt a child.
The circumstances are very complex and somewhat disturbing.
The mother has been charged with several crimes. It appears she will be going to prison and has voluntarily agreed to give up the baby.
The alleged crime were drug related and she was addicted to heroin when she had the baby. Since it;s birth it was necessary to have the baby on methadone to re leave the symptoms from it’s addition. Information we are getting is that it is fine, off the medication, and appears to be all well. We have been contacted by a close friend of the mother who has informed her of our situation and the mother is already prepared to allow us to foster the baby until the adoption is complete. This will be the second child the mother has had to give up. This will be our first child.
We know of the first child…..it seems to be healthy, and appears to be doing great in the new home. To further complicate this situation, we just got this news several days ago and the mother wants us to come to her by this weekend so that she can personally hand us her child.
We want a child, yet under these circumstances our concerns are numerous. We would like some feedback, advise, or any input you care to share in regard this. Thank you and God bless you!

After our 3rd child, my wife started take anti-depressents / anti-anxiety drugs. This may be why she has absolutely no sex drive. Prior to #3, the sex was good. I do love my wife.

Dear Abbey once said “when there is no passion within the marriage, there will be passion outside the marriage”. I haven’t been looking for passion outside, but I finally told my wife that if some came my way, I probably would go for it. Well, I did. Now I’ve got this strong emotional desire for a co-worker. We’ve been friends for over a year, and the three of us have gone out several times.

My wife left for a 2 month vacation with her family, and my co-worker invited me over, and it happened. And it was GREAT! We sat and talked for about 6 hours one night. I have not had that kind of companionship with a woman since 3 years before I hooked up with my wife. Let me be truthful — before the sun came up, we knew each other Biblically.

I don’t want it to end with my co-worker. What should I do?

Can someone please make this video for NORML I think it would be pretty persuasive.

Starts off with title saying Weed VS Alcohol

A – It shows a husband coming home drunk and beating the wife for not having food ready and the kids looking on in horror.
W – It shows a husband coming home high with a bag of take-out food for the whole family and the children hug the dad for bringing home food.

A- It shows a drunk man being insulted and beating the shit out of the offender
W- It shows a stoner man being insulted and the stoner responding by saying “chill out dude”

A- It shows a man binge drinking and the friends having to take him to the ER for over doing it
W- It show a man taking a monster rip and showing the men just chilling watching TV afterwards.

A- It shows a alcoholic being told by the doctor he needs a new liver
W- It shows a man being prescribed medical marijuana by his doctor.

Please add to the idea or recommend changes. I think it would be persuasive if this was made into a commercial.

I spent the weekend hanging out with a bunch of friends that I have known for years. There are 2 married couples and one couple that isn’t married. After their wives and girlfriend left, I witnessed these guys (who I considered friends up until this point) cheating on their wives. They were highly intoxicated, but to me there is absolutely no excuse for their actions. The worst part about it is that I personally think they were taking advantage of girls that were so drunk, they may have not known what they were doing at the time. I was certain to give them a piece of my mind right there, and told them that I was very upset that they had put me in the position I am now in. I have to see their wives and girlfriend, and pretend like nothing happened? I am so livid that this happened, and refuse to keep them as “friends”. However……… I know what happens when people tell their friends about a cheating husband/boyfriend. I know that I would want to know, but I don’t want to cause a ton of drama in my life, and am worried this would bring a storm my way.

What do you think I should do?

The man should be charged with treason not running for president!

Bought and paid for by China! He accepted illegal campaign contributions from an enemy nation (China)!

He sold pardons in exchange for campaign contributions to Hillarys senate campaign!! That is the worst criminal abuse of the Presidency in history! They should be in jail!

They are completely corrupt!!

And besides the fact that he is a sexual predator and was IMPEACHED for LYING UNDER OATH about the fact that he was banging an EMPLOYEE of his behind his wife’s back disgracing the office of the presidency, on his way to a meeting with the PLO terrorist Yasser Arafat who was banned from America before Bill to power and during the Clinton administration was the MOST frequent foreign visitor to the white house!!

what I am most upset about is the fact that he

TURNED DOWN OFFERS FROM THE SUDANESE GOVERNMENT TO DELIVER OSAMA BIN LADEN TO HIM NOT ONCE.. BUT THREE TIMES!

They offered him Osama bin Laden three times and Ol’ Bill asked Saudi Arabia “Do you guys want em” and they said no and he turned sudan down. Three times!!

Bin Laden then bombed a bunch of embassies and killed hundreds of Americans and ol’ Bill sent a couple of wimpy missles and blew up a mud hut ibuprofen factory owned by Bin Laden. Some of the missles didn’t even explode!

When they hit the world trade center the first time Bill treated it like a criminal prosecution even though it was a foreign attack!!

When they attacked us in somalia at black hawk down, Bill surrendered! That warlord was sponsored by al qaeda and Bill surrendered!

Then the U.S.S. cole was attacked and American soldiers were killed he did not even retaliate!!!

Bin Laden was Bill Clinton’s responsibility and he failed us miserably.

He split the intelligence agencies disallowing them to corroborate with each during the many investigations going on about him in order to protect himself!

If he hadn’t done that to protect his own criminal self, we may have been able to prevent 9/11 !

He empowered Bin Laden by his complete wimpyness in dealing with him! Bought by China!

Even worse still, He joined a war sponsored by Osama Bin Laden and destroyed Osama’s enemies for him.. Our long time allies Serbia! (They fought alongside us against the fascists in WW1 and fought and died alongside us against the nazi’s in WW2 and helped us break up nazi concentration camps while the albanian muslims and the bosnian muslims were SS members and were operating concentration camps).

This is the only war that Clinton sponsored and it was against our allies and sponsored by Osama Bin Laden!

This was Osama’s first war that he sponsored with Al Qaeda troops and billions in heroin money.

It was the KLA (kosovo liberation army). Kosovo was ALWAYS historically a Serbian city. The bosnian and albanian muslims who hate the christian serbs decided to overrun kosovo and form the kosovo liberation army.
Osama Bin Laden sends troops and finances the entire war.
Then the KLA kills 45 of their OWN CITZENS digs a big hole sticks them in there and calls up the international media and says “look what the serbian war criminals did” and it was well known that the KLA did this themselves.

So Bill Clinton calls them freedom fighters and joins the KLA/Bin Laden’s army and calls up the serbian president and says “Give back kosovo or we’ll bomb you” and the serbian president says “why should I give back kosovo it’s always been ours, no” and Bill Clinton bombs the crap out of them for two weeks straight until serbia surrenders. Bill then says to the muslim world “See we’re not bad. We bombed your christian enemies for you”

Bill was taking the typical liberal strategy in dealing with terrorism. “Lets negotiate with them, help them out, they can’t be that bad”

Look what happens… 9/11 and the knowledge that Osama has acquired nuclear weapons from and is planning to attack.
The same nuclear weapons that Bill Clinton refused to buy on the black market when offered to him.

After the fall of the soviet union the chechnyan muslims became the most powerful mafia of all the russian mafias.
They stole nuclear weapons and called up Bill Clinton and offered to sell them to him. He refused to take them seriously and did not buy. Eventually they sold them to Bin Laden.

Really do you people support him?

Do you not know about any of this stuff?

This is not all, I could go on and on and on.

What more do you need to know about them?

Their running for president….

They may likely win.

I have been married since april and my wife hates the way my mother calls me constantly about family issues and wanting me to come drive stuff all over the place. Now, I come from a very rough family background and things like drugs, prison time and violence and even sexual abuse have run its course through various members of my family, but my wife comes from a more high class family background that have morales and respect runs deeper than in my own, they are even more wealthy than my family. But I just cant seem to bridge the two together. On one hand she say things like “I never tell my mother no when she asks me to do stuff”and etc. I’ve even stopped doing stuff for my family and telling them i cant do things for them anymore and she still gets into these moods that are very depressing and hard to deal with whenever my mother calls. I even recently called my mother and told her to stop calling me, of course it kinda hurt but I just didnt want this to continue anymore with my wife, Its starting to affect my marriage and I dont really know what to do. Thanks for any input.

Attorney Stephen Pidgeon is currently working with Leo Donofrio on the Chrysler lawsuit. He writes Glen Beck ….

Dear Mr. Beck:

You are ill-informed on the “birther” issue. Barack Obama, by his own admission, was a British subject at birth. He has never denied having a Kenyan father, who himself was a British subject as a Kenyan native. This is easly established under the British Nationality Act of 1948. He is therefore disqualified to run for the office of the President, because the office is not available to subjects of other governments. The issue is very simple, and very obvious. Obama himself admitted that he wasn’t a natural born citizen when he debated Alan Keyes in 2004.

Let’s see you deal with this one. There is nothing “nutty” about it, and it doesn’t depend on whether his maternal grandmother tried to cover up a foreign birth in Hawaii by placing newspaper notices. It is as plain as your face. BHO is a foreign national first, and an American secondarily, if at all. That is why he thinks there are 57 states; why he doesn’t understand the constitution; why he wants to give us Britain’s health care system (it’s all in the teeth, don’t you know); why he thinks Interpol should have greater authority in the US than US law enforcement; etc. He is a British subject and has no business holding the office of POTUS.

If you think you can overlook this constitutional crisis as not part of the Rubicon, you are mistaken. One constitutional overlook breeds another and the next thing you know, the financial industry is nationalized, the auto industry is nationalized, the health care industry is about to be nationalized, and the energy industry will soon be nationalized.

Ultimately, it is all going to be okay, because socialism only lasts until other people’s money (OPM) runs out, and binge spender BHO has spent all the money we have and all the money we will ever have for the next several generations. He spent all of this before he got his socialist healthcare on the table. He and his wife have partied like Eddie Murphy in The Distinguished Gentleman (1992) since taking office, while he has busied himself with overthrowing the constitutional republic, establishing a new Islamic empire worldwide, disarming and crippling America, and unilaterally dividing Israel and Jerusalem. The only budget constraint for Obama is ink and paper (and he is working his way around that) and his foreign policy advisor appears to be “mirror, mirror on the wall”. He has bankrupted the nation, which the sleeping Oprah watchers are now discovering for the very first time. The reality of the bankruptcy will hit home with gusto in 2010. Not only will we suffer with 30% unemployment, a complete collapse of real estate, and a complete collapse of the dollar, we will also suffer the slings and arrows of dramatic military defeats, as we let this foreigner steer the ship of state. Most Americans have no idea how bad it is going to get.

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I hope that’s more pessimistic an assessment than we actualize in our future, but it is entirely reasonable, speaking historically. Especially should Obama and the Democrat tyrant thug Congress continue apace.

Obama could actually save the world right now by copping a plea and admitting the great con and fraud he has participated in, and turning State’s witness by providing all the details of the crime syndicate he is nominal kingpin of.

I highly encourage him to do so.

Otherwise, it’s going to be very bad times for everyone.

Five years ago my sisters daughter(niece) who was an active heroin junkie took severe advantage of my wife. My wife was and is innocent of junkies. My sister defended her daughter by truly badmouthing my wife to the rest of my family. I said nothing, not my style when I know what is right. NOW— Five years after the fact I won very large in the lottery. VERY LARGE . I now see that this sister I have not spoken to in five years is my best pal. Any suggestions? I won’t say harsh things(though I feel them) . This sister has hurt relations with most of my brothers and sisters. I am a quiet guy who holds a lifetime grudge.

When my wife and I first got together, I was well aware of the fact that she had been through a lot. She had been on drugs, been through a physically abusive marriage, had been raped, and had even been molested by her Uncle. Some people would call my wife “damaged goods” but I don’t see it that way. Early on, she made it very clear that she had had many sexual partners: She’s told me about having sex with more than one person in a day, she’s told me a story about how a man with an extraordinarily large penis put her in the hospital, I mean all kinds of stuff. I know she wasn’t flaunting this or anything because she had very low self esteem at the time and I guess she figured her sex stories were sort of a badge of honor for her. But now it seems like she has no sex drive…I mean NONE. Is she burnt out? Is it wrong for me to feel cheated that I’m getting the “leftovers?” I need help because this is really beginning to bother me.

I’m not in the military so I wouldn’t know. I have had this friend for seventeen years. In fact, he and his children reside in my family’s home. His ex-wife-a neglectful mother can’t seem to get over their ended marriage, and started BCT the other week. Two and a half years ago, she requested a divorce the day he came home on leave from Iraq, seven and a half months later, three days after the end of his tour, she left a suicide not out(in her mother’s home) overdosed on pills was found and had to go to the emergency room. Then she left the note out for days for her divorcing spouse to see it(conveniently enough). She used to physically attack him and call the mps when they lived on base-she harassed me multiple times out of paranoia. She was on depression meds before and she concealed the entire pregnancy with their second child, getting no prenatal care, attempting to do things like exert herself during the last trimester to force a miscarriage and binge-drink vodka a bunch of times in the last trimester at Ft. Stewart in front of her husband who didn’t know she was pregnant(but she did). Maybe this belongs in psychology. I haven’t had anything to say about the extreme absurdity of the situation. He is like a battered woman though-he is so used to the extreme violence(chasing with a knife, wrapping a cord around his neck while laying in bed, punching in face,etc.) that he doesn’t see these other things as big deals-like her returning his children dirty and un-bathed(even though she seldom has them). When I say she concealed an entire pregnancy(which less than 1% of women do-this is more infrequent than child molestation), she even moved back to Ca during his deployment and didn’t tell her identical twin with whom she is close and lived with about the pregnancy-just popped out a baby one day, and he was forced to explain this to his commanding officers. I’m not going to talk about the other things, but do you ever see this in the Army? People that appear to have mental health issues and history of violence, joining the military for attention? It just seems a little scary, but again, maybe this ? is better in Psychology? She calls him crying about her job, her sad, childhood, her sad life, etc. Do people like this make it through Boot? Does the Army help get people the emotional help they may need un Basic? I used to help with the children but I had to quit because the whole thing started seeming a little weirder and weirder.
Oh, and we don’t know who the father of that baby is(who poor thing, now had major behavioral problems maybe from the alcohol) because the pregnancy followed an adulterous affair she had while spouse was deployed.

Iwas planning a get together with some friends of mine on a river 1 county away from mine .I went drank beer got highly intoxicated waited to soberr up watched the ufc fight and i told my wife that i would be home by 7 and didnt arrive until 12 am i text her and told her everything we were doing as it happened and it really made her mad,Would you be mad art this situation?

I have tried to find it but don’t do well without knowing the name of the movie or the character. The movie was the true story of a man who lived in New York. He was a very good basketball player that in one scene picked up a quarter left on the backboard even though he was not real tall. His nickname is the “goat.” I think he had a scholarship to play at a college but had problems with heroin and had a young wife with a baby. Oh, he was black. Anyway, with his drug problem, he went to prison and when he got out he started a recreation program for kids in NY. This movie was on tv before Basketball Diaries was in the theatres.

We have been married for 9 years (together for 13). We have one child together and she has two from a previous marriage (13 and 17). Recently (over the past year) she has refused to talk to me regarding the problems with her kids. The older one was pregnant and miscarried, smoked, did drugs and drank. The younger one is drinking and doing drugs. I have asked my wife to look into to this and do something about it. I am not allowed to discuss this with her kids and when I try to talk to her about it, she tells me ‘I don’t want to talk about it’. I am frustrated and I don’t want my child growing up around this kind of environment. HELP!

Please dont judge just help me I am with this man I have been with him a lil over a year, things were bad from the start a lil while into it i foung out he was married and I decided to stay anyway he told me he was getting a divorce bla bla bla still no divorce and come to find out he still talks his WIFE! I was fed lies and totaly deceitful this man lies to me straight face. I know FACTS about a few things and nothing is changeing. I am the only one who works and I support him and his habbit now I had suspicions about his habbit little bags and what not now i found a pipe a meth pipe, he denies any use yet i know for a fact! I am crazy I know I dont know what to do! I think he is a binge user I still cant believe I am allowing all this to happen to me, now the abuse he hits me not all the time but it happens he has done some pretty bad things to me, I never saw a man so eager to hurt me physicaly. He dosent work he dosent do NOTHING! I dont know how to ket go! I do care and love him! Why am I so stupid!?? Please tell me I need help i know i want counsling i lost me and my self worth why am i so weak?? HELP ME anyone I dont know what I need. This man cant possibly love me the things he does and says to, but at times he is the perfect man I dont know the difference any more between him being high i think he is nice when he high and mean when he is not so this means he only loves me when he is high! I totaly hate myself I am ruining my life i know i should leave its not so easy easier said than done.
THANKS EVERYONE!!! I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE! I HATE MY LIFE! THANKS TO THOSE WHO WERE NOT SO MEAN!
NO IM NOT ON METH.

My wife left because she feels she needed more space. I worked all day and she stayed at home with the kids. She started going out alot with her friend and coming home late and intoxicated. It started to wear on the relationship. I suggested counseling but she didn’t want it. She left 5 weeks ago and cleaned out the house when i wasn’t home one day. We have to kids, a 4yr old boy and a 2yr old girl. I am devistated. She has a friend who more than likely influenced her based on the way her marriage is. Her husband doesn’t mind that she runs all over the place. I don’t know if I should try and get her back, or move on. she already filed for divorce the monday after she left.

I helped him once by finding him a job buying him a trailer and vehical so he could work and take care of his wife. He lost his job and then traded the the trailer and car for drugs. He is now homless and blames me for not taking him and his family into my home. They are both alcoholics and heroin addicts. I have a wife and 9yr old daughter so thats not going to happen yet I feel guilty to the point of not being able to sleep. I saw him panhandling at the local grocery store. I went lost my temper and became terribly upset. I feel like putting him out of his misery yet feel sorry to see a family member this way and feel guilty for not helping . he has no self respect this hole situation is driving me crazt How do I deal with him?