July 2nd, 2010 | 
Author: 
I didn’t buy my wife an anniversary present so she broke up with me and is now a police woman. Only problem is, shes trying to make my life hell for me. Everytime i drive she gives me a ticket for no reasson, and always tells the headquarters that I drive drunk. Plus, she turned Jewish just to make fun of my budhist beliefs! Should i run to Canada, Moscow or India? Please help!
Posted in 
Tags:
Although this sounds like a phony question, I will still answer. You should contact a legal counselor and get a restraining order against her. If she is a cop then she knows she can’t run around playing games like this. Strange that she was a wife and divorced you over a non-gift. Sounds awful shallow. If you are being arrested for false accusations then once you go to court you will have all the evidence you need to prove she is hassling you. False arrest, false imprisonment and other illegal activity can end her up in jail. Seems to me that a “good” cop would know that.
EDIT: KILL HER!!