May 2012
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My wife has a voracious appetite eating all the eggs and drinks all the milk and orange juice and when I want a glass there isn’t any.

I had eye drops for my eyes she used them all up.

I had aspirin in my drawer she found them and used them all up.

I have never said anything, but lately I’m getting tired of biting my tongue.

She only thinks about herself and nobody else.

Oh’ well, any suggestions?

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8 Responses to “My wife drinks all the milk and orange juice and I get none?”

  • uh-lee-sa says:

    let her have the orange juice!
    as long as you get the beer
    =]

  • Clara M says:

    lol cute but take somwthing of hers and see how she feels!!!

  • Insert clever name here says:

    Stop getting thirsty. Stop having dry eyes. Stop getting headaches. She doesn’t wear your underwear before you have a chance to wear them, does she?

  • chocolatemoocow9 says:

    Honey, your wife is clearly trying to tell you that she’s unhappy with your marriage. You need to sit down and have a talk. Offer your open heart and womb. Things will get fixed.

  • Andrés says:

    HOLY CRAP LEAVE HER IMMEDIATELY!

  • bili says:

    Stock up eggs, milk, orange juice, eye drop, aspirin, etc. Make sure you have enough for 2 persons and some extra (safety stock.)

  • Mademoiselle Le Chat says:

    Sounds like you guys need to budget more for groceries. You’ve got to buy enough for two people, and when you’re almost out of something, you write it on the grocery list, and then go to the grocery store and replace the things your’e out of. I know it takes a while to get used to.

  • Lela A says:

    sounds like it is time to confront the issue with her and settle it